Funny things kids say....

A niece of mine did this on her blog, so I thought I would try it as well. I asked my 5 year old to answer these questions about me, and I wrote them down exactly as she said them.

1. What is something that mom always says to you?
"Almost all the time when my room is not clean, you tell me to clean it."

2. What makes mom happy?
"Being nice"

3. What makes mom sad?
"Being mean to you."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"You tickle me."

5. What was your mom like as a child?
"I don't know."

6. How old is your mom?
"25"

7. How tall is your mom?
"31"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"work"

9. What does your mom do when you are not around?
"Sometimes she goes to the post office, and sometimes she goes to the bank, and sometimes she goes and visits people."

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Having fun."

11. What is your mom really good at?
"Making dinner!"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Making airplanes"

13. What does your mom do for her job?
"Clean her room"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Sandwiches"

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"That she buys VFlash games"

16. If your mom was a cartoon character who would she be?
"Someone who sets up movies for people to watch." huh?

17. What do you and your mom do together?
"We go to exercising, and I get to see my friends."

18. How are you and your mom the same?
"Cuz we both have blue eyes."

19. How are you and your mom different?
"Cuz we don't have the same hair."

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"Because she hugs me and kisses me. That's it."

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
"Because he's handsome."

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"Church."